Marketing Christmas cracker jokes


Our top 10 marketing Christmas cracker jokes

With the festive season right around the corner, the office Christmas do is no doubt already in the diary. On top of the lukewarm mince pies, the Dad dancing and no little liquid refreshment, you want to make sure everyone’s having a good time.

That includes your marketing director. With that in mind, we suggest you come prepared with some groan-tastic marketing cracker jokes, just for them.

Here are ten particularly awful ones to whip out at an opportune moment.*


Q: Knock, knock!

A: Who’s there?

Q: Remarketing.

A: Remarketing, who?

Q: Knock, knock!

A: Who’s there?

Q: Remarketing.


An SEO expert walks into a bar…bars, beer garden, hangout, lounge, night club, mini bar, bar stool, tavern, pub, beer, wine, whiskey.


Q: Knock, knock!

A: Who’s there?

Q: Premium Content

A: Premium Content who?

Q: Please enter your email address, job title and phone number for punchline.


Q: How many marketing consultants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: What’s your budget?


Q: Why did the B2B marketer give his pet owl a lollipop?

A: He wanted to make the hoots sweet.


Q: Why did the CMO build a high fence around her house?

A: She insists on gating all her assets.


Q: Why did the woman dump her marketer boyfriend?

A: Lack of engagement.


Q: Why doesn’t the SEO expert want twins?

A: Because Google down ranks duplicate content.


Q: What’s the personality trait of a bad marketer?

A: Anti-social.


Q: Why did the marketer get fired as a tap dancer?

A: He wanted to get paid per click.


*We accept no responsibility for their reaction.


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